“The Fuckin’ Knotsmiths”…the introduction of the most evil group of individuals on Planet Earth…”The Knotsmiths.” Episode 1 To be continued

Well I should begin by telling my gentle readers that I am not gentle, and I am not a reader, and above all else, I am certainly not a fucking “Knotsmith.” “Knotsmiths” are known for their sheistiness worldwide!!, but look!! Who is going untangle that mess of cords behind your son’s “X-box”????? Ahh yeah, And who the fuck is going to fucking get at that mangled doomed pile of knots that you call “The Garage” behind the fucking dehumidfier..You??? The Mailman?? Jonnny Suitston??, or maybe Willam Dorkston Sr.?? Lord Fucktardson, Sir Wilred Laurier, Edward Doomton, Sandles MacFuckston, Fishinghat MacSwashbuckler…or Billy Dorkstingtonshire III?????..Of Course not….Of fucking course not!!!!!!!…..no…no You do what every man at some point does out of neccesity, you call a fucking “Knotsmith.”

SO I will take a moment to reflect on my stupidity and also yuppys and their fuckwad evil doomed sedans

SO I will take a moment to reflect on my stupidity and also yuppies and their fuckwad evil doomed sedans

So, gentle and ungentle readers, and also hyperbolic cat women, or cat women representatives in latex. THe Knotsmiths, what the fuck can you say…evil…ultra doomed thieving weirdos,but that fuckin’ nightmare behind the Big screen, well, that you call cords…It ain’t gonna fuckin’ untangle itself now will it?? NO, no, it won’t…BUt guess who will? YOu already know the damn answer….don’t make me mouth out the fucking words…”Knotsmiths” These weirdos have been up since 5 am untangling fucking DVD wires, hyperbolic aux cables, microphone cords, headphone cords, I-pod cords, and connectors,microwave oven cords, skipping ropes, auxillary power units, hyperbolic ash tray doomed electrical chargers from space. TOTAL PROS…..A

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and you are pretty sure that Napoleon..Freud small man complex man is an idiot, a complete idiot……IMG_5726

“KNOTSMITHS”….”KNOTSMITHS”…”FUCKIN’ KNOTSMITHS!”

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